Too Much Drinking, Now I Need To Diet

Obviously the sort of man that goes to my gym!  Maybe I should change, I feel dirty?

I’d never even noticed them before, not that I’d know what they were anyway but today as I went to get changed there was a man (yes a man, not a woman) standing there, bold as brass,  straigtening his hair!  What the hell is the world coming to?  Next thing they’ll be plucking their eye brows.  After I’d got changed and just before leaving I decided to go and have a look and yep, they are the gyms alright.  I suppose if you’re going to put straighteners in the male changing room then somebody is going to use them.  Personally speaking I’d rather be bald then even consider using female grooming items.

It’s put me off going to the gym for a while, I’m going to eat some nice rare steak tonight and maybe drink some beer just to make up for it.  All of a sudden I feel less of a man.